Jews have long had a reputation for being a verbal, sometimes argumentative people. The great Yiddish writer Isaac Peretz characterized them as ‘a people who can’t sleep and don’t let anybody else sleep.’

Rabbi Joseph Telushkin, Jewish Literacy  (via mermaideleh)

i don’t understand i don’t understaaaaaaand who told 1d to do that with their hands


but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

i’m sorry that i never post on tumblr anymore except when i need to say things like how i just had to lie down because i remembered the footage of one direction lining up for turns in the backstage port-a-potty in the movie last night

i’m sorry that grad school has sucked all life but this from me but i’m not sorry that i paid $15 to watch that in a cinema