My patronus is a penguin that falls down a lot. It's not very effective.
Pastimes include setting my microwave on fire making Easy Mac, staring at the same gifs for long periods of time, lusting after talented British men who faintly resemble rodents, worrying, yelling about feminism in public places, being generally ridiculous with my equally ridiculous girlfriend, and watching calmly as piles of books slowly take over the room.